Two Blind Pilots
File ID: 14
Posted by: visoth
Posted Date: 13-Feb-2011
# of downloads: 3086
Description: Two blind pilots both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way 
along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the 
engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a 
little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize 
they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane 
will plough in to the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into 
the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into t heir magazines, secure 
in the knowledge that the pl ane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says,"ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die." 
 
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