I Know This Laywer
File ID: 25
Posted by: visoth
Posted Date: 25-Feb-2011
# of downloads: 7740
Description: A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial-a grandmotherly, elderly 
woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Yes, I do know you Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy. And 
frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people 
and talk about them behind their backs.

You think you're a rising big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything 
more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. 
Williams, do you know the defense attorney?"

She again replied, "Why, yes I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. I used to baby-sit 
him for his parents. And he, too, has been a real disappointment to me. He's lazy, bigoted, he has a 
drinking problem. The man can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the 
shoddiest in the entire state. Yes, I know him."

At this point, the judge rapped the courtroom to silence and called both counselors to the bench. In a very 
quiet voice, he said with menace, "If either of you asks her if she knows me, you'll be in jail within 3 
minutes!" 
 
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