How she knows you love her
File ID: 46
Posted by: visoth
Posted Date: 25-Jun-2011
# of downloads: 2535
Description: A man wakes up with a big hangover the morning after attending his company's annual Summer Party. He 
can't even remember how he got home from the party let alone how he got so drunk and is deathly afraid of 
what he may have done or said the night before to offend his wife. 

The man forces his eyes open, however, and the first things he sees are two headache tablets next to a 
glass of water on his night table, and, next to them, a single red rose! He sits up with difficulty and sees his 
clothing hung on the back of his chair all clean and pressed and the rest of the house all spic and span and 
in perfect order. 

Incredulous, the man takes the tablets, then winces when he sees a nasty black eye looking back at him 
from the bathroom mirror. Then he finds a note next to the red rose on the night table: "Sweetie, breakfast 
is waiting for you on the stove. I left early to buy the ingredients to make your favorite dinner tonight. I love 
you, darling! The note was signed, "Your loving wife". 

The man then stumbles into the kitchen and incredibly enough, there is a hot breakfast waiting for him along 
with steaming hot tea, and the morning paper. His daughter Jessie is also at the table, eating. "Jess... what 
happened last night?" The man asks, with some trepidation. 

"Well, you came home around four o'clock in the morning, drunk and out of your senses. You tripped and 
fell onto the coffee table and broke it, and then you vomited all over the bathroom floor, and got this black 
eye when you crashed into the table edge." 

Baffled, the man asked Jessie, "Then why is everything in such perfect shape and so clean? Why is there a 
rose on my nightstand, and breakfast on the stove waiting for me?" 

"Oh that, Jessie replies, "Well, Mom pulled you into your bedroom, and when she tried to undress you, you 
yelled, "Leave me alone, I'm married and I love my wife!'" 
 
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