Why I Fired My Secretary
File ID: 50
Posted by: visoth
Posted Date: 16-Nov-2011
# of downloads: 2713
Description: Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast 
knowing my wife would be pleasant and say," Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As 
it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's 
wives for you, the children will remember. 

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling 
pretty low and despondent. 

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss! Happy Birthday!" And I felt a 
little better that someone had remembered. 

I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day 
outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the 
greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!" 

We went to lunch, but we didn't go where we normally go. Instead we went out to a private little 
place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she 
said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I 
guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." 

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip 
into something more comfortable." "Sure!" I excitedly replied. 

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake 
followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday. And I just sat there --
-- on the couch ---- naked.
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