New Rules For Employees
File ID: 51
Posted by: visoth
Posted Date: 16-Nov-2011
# of downloads: 2724
Description: n.b. Strict disciplinary action will be taken against all offenders

SICK DAYS:  We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to 
the doctor, you are able to come to work.

SURGERY:  Operations are now banned. As long as you are an employee here, you need  all your organs. 
You should not consider removing anything. We hired you  intact. To have something removed 
constitutes a breach of employment.

PERSONAL DAYS:  Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called  Saturday & 
Sunday.

VACATION DAYS:  All employees will take their vacation at the same time every year. The  vacation days 
are as follows: January 1 and December 25.

OUT FROM YOUR OWN DEATH:  This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two 
weeks  notice as it is your duty to train your own replacement.

RESTROOM USE:  Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. In the future, we  will follow 
the practice of going in alphabetical order. For instance: All  employees whose names  begin with 'A' will 
go from 8:00 to 8:20, employees whose names begin with  'B' will go from 8:20 to 8:40 and so on. If 
you're unable to go at your  allotted time, it will be necessary to wait until the next day when your  turn 
comes again. In extreme emergencies employees may swap their time  with a co-worker. Both 
employees' supervisors must approve this exchange,  in writing. In addition, there is now a strict 3-
minute time limit in the  stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper  roll will 
retract, and the stall door will open.

LUNCH BREAK:  Skinny people get an hour for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they  can look 
healthy. Normal size people get 30 minutes for lunch to get a  balanced meal to maintain the average 
figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for  lunch because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and 
take a diet  pill.

DRESS CODE:  It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If  we see you 
wearing £350 Prada shoes & carrying a £600 Gucci bag, we assume  you are doing well financially and 
therefore you do not need an increase.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a  positive employment experience. 
Therefore, all questions, comments,  concerns, complaints,  frustrations, irritations, aggravations, 
insinuations, allegations,  accusations, contemplations, consternations, or input should be directed  
elsewhere.
 
Exchange Rate For Tax Declaration
Exchange rate for Nov 2017
  Salary Average
USD / KHR 4029 4033
Exchange rate for Oct 2017
  Salary Average
USD / KHR 4038 4042
- Reference Exchange Rate

- Annual Average Exchange Rate

- History Exchange Rate

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